Who said all that money you wasted on your growing sneaker collection was rubbish, Mom? What the hell does she know.
After being ridiculed for many years I decided to get a little artsy and put all my unworn boxed-up kicks into some good use… I said hey man, lets do something good for society, give a little back: LETS MAKE SOME ART!
After tackling through the mount everest sized stack of multi-coloured Nike Shoe Boxes (Yes I am a Nike Head), and selecting the diamonds in my gold mine, I carefully laid them out and proceeded to the daunting task of spelling “NIKE” with the shoes. Luckily I had some help from my 5 year old nephew to make sure I didn’t spell anything incorrectly. After setting-up what looked like the best quality photo studio one might find in Bratislava during the “dark days” in my dungeon of a basement, finally it was time to make some magic happen, the shutter button was pressed, and a series of photos were taken.
Slapped into Photoshop, shadows, curves, and so on and so forth (I cant reveal all my secrets), this master piece is complete. I can now say my kick collection has benefited society in some way, giving back in a truly altruistic fashion, hopefully inspiring the minds of other like me, with useless and worthless hobbies to go out there and make something happen.
(NO SHOES WERE SUBJECTED TO ANY ABUSE DURING THE MAKING OF THIS PICTURE)
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